A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
Get the Simcoe math mug.Only the best sniper in history.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.
He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.
He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.
He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.
He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.
You- Hey have you heard of Simo Häyhä?
Friend- no
You- Well you see..
-2 hours later-
You- ...which makes him the best sniper in history.
Friend- Wow he's a god
You- Indeed.
Friend- no
You- Well you see..
-2 hours later-
You- ...which makes him the best sniper in history.
Friend- Wow he's a god
You- Indeed.
by simoisgod February 2, 2021
Get the Simo Häyhä mug.Related Words
simmons
• Simmo
• simmonds
• Simmons Middle School
• simmone
• Simmonator
• Simmondley
• Simmons College
• simmoid
• simmon_
She walks like a model, she grants all wishes like a genie in the bottle. She is the wizard of love and she got the magic wand.
by Whatsoyoumean? November 23, 2021
Get the simmiluv mug.An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are
A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
by Coconut0708 May 1, 2022
Get the Simeon mug.Girl one: Hey have you seen OG Sammo's big dick
Girl Two: No but it heard is almost a foot long
Girl one: Wish me luck I'm getting it tonight
Girl Two: No but it heard is almost a foot long
Girl one: Wish me luck I'm getting it tonight
by Liltaebigdickdaddy June 1, 2018
Get the OG Sammo mug.by RyanTheBigBooty January 25, 2020
Get the miss simms crewe mug.ziggy simms is the name of a guy who will sexually harass you in school, fr stay away from mfs with the name ziggy simms fr hes gross. k bye
underage girl 1 "bruv ziggy simms is so gross"
underage girl 2 "yeah hes 19 still talking to us, were 15.."
underage girl 2 "yeah hes 19 still talking to us, were 15.."
by Lils<3 February 27, 2020
Get the ziggy simms mug.