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Simcoe math

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.

Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
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Simo Häyhä

Only the best sniper in history.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.

He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.

He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.
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by simoisgod February 2, 2021
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simmiluv

She walks like a model, she grants all wishes like a genie in the bottle. She is the wizard of love and she got the magic wand.
Simmiluv, uss jaisi? Koi nahi.

There’s Nothing, and no one like Simmiluv
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Simeon

An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are
A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
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OG Sammo

An Asian kid with a black mans dick and be fucking these white hoes.
Girl one: Hey have you seen OG Sammo's big dick

Girl Two: No but it heard is almost a foot long

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miss simms crewe

Big booty lesbian chick with a shitty eye. Would fuck Mickey Mouse for free.
Damn miss simms crewe sure does love Disney.
by RyanTheBigBooty January 25, 2020
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ziggy simms is the name of a guy who will sexually harass you in school, fr stay away from mfs with the name ziggy simms fr hes gross. k bye
underage girl 1 "bruv ziggy simms is so gross"
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