Shwok

when you shit in a wok and sling it at your friends in a shwok fight

callum reloaded his shwok and smacked a turd right on jordans head.He is a great shwoker

by Dyl-weed March 5, 2008

Shonk

Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.

Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.

by Meitheway November 18, 2013

Shronk

Shronk is Shrek spliced with Mike Wazowski. It can be used for describing anything gross or ugly.

Your mum looks like Shronk.
This food tastes like Shronk.

by $eamu$ November 12, 2017

shwank

In the card game Hearts, the act of forcing another player to take the Queen of Spades on a trick won with a card valued Four or lower.

Cards played: Four of Diamonds, Three of Diamonds, Two of Diamonds, Queen of Spades.

"You really got shwanked on that trick!"

by Thoolis January 27, 2009

shronk

Shronk is another word for cunt

you are a shronk

by halo134 February 29, 2016

shwank

mixture between dank and shwagg Dank meaning kind budd, shwagg meaning mexican off the truck grown in your grandpas back yard stress weed.

Hey i got some budd it aint bomb but it aint crapp you know shwagg.

by Efe November 9, 2003

Shkonka

A slut.
Originated from the word "skonka"
but it is more updated.
And sounds better
the "H" can be added to other words as well

"The shkonka was so shneaky that it made her shleepy"

by Kadie A. October 12, 2008