Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

fanny shavings

The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch

Do you have any Baccy mate?

Yeah only fanny shavings

by twhitmee January 11, 2018

ran'shing

When you share a rant with a friend or colleague

Denise and I had a really good ran'shing session

by PaulSheldrake August 30, 2018

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 3, 2003

Shing dow

a word used when there is no other word or reaction to describe your current state of mind: usually used with swift hand motions in association with a kick. Very likely to be followed by a scream of the autobiography mine kampf, and the word ding king..

Sean: wtf happened last night, i was so drunk i think i banged a man
Frank: SHING DOW
Sean: Really dude! I knew it. Thanks allot man.

by Frank Petruccelli November 2, 2008