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shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.
Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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Shrek

Person1 "Do you like the bee movie or shrek better?"

Person2 "the bee movie."

Person1 "leave me house
by Bccop December 5, 2016
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shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.
After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.
by AceofBlades October 8, 2017
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Shrek

Shrek is a green oger but he has skill and big biceps and he is strong
by Daddyfinger October 18, 2018
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Shrek Bonfire

Shrek Bonfire is a lit party that you have at a shady neighborhood walmart (parking lot) at 1am. you must bring onions, dirt flavored vodka, and green decor (optional). you also need to invite (local) friends and even people you don’t like.
Shrek bonfire is gonna be so lit!
by sad.weirdo November 5, 2018
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shrek

Fiona, I might steal your mans Shrek
by Shrekmaster420 January 26, 2020
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Shrek

I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed. “Shrek is love.”, I say. “Shrek is life.” My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now and my face hurts. I am very cold. I felt a warmth moving towards me. I felt something touch me. It’s shrek. I’m so happy. He whispers in my ear, ”This is my swamp.” He grabs me with his mighty ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. He looked him straight in the eye and said “It’s all ogre now.” Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
It’s not ogre... It’s never ogre... Shrek is love... Shrek is life...
by ShrekIsLove_23 June 24, 2020
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