A Colton Shock

The act of being a tool; Walking around like he owns the place

Girl: Im so mad my boyfriend just dumped me!

Friend: Its okay he was a Colton Shock.

by thekidkidkidcudi March 1, 2010

shock site

A place to satisify that darker human sense of curiousity.

www.theync.com
www.snuffx.com are good starting points.

Shit, did you see that beheading from the shock site the other day, what a face!

by prof.reg.fritter July 2, 2008

After Shock

A series of small farts after a huge one.

Chris: (farts)
Becca says "Damn that was a big one!"
Chris says "Yeah, and here comes some after shocks"

by SuperMeowMeowz June 5, 2010

shock squad

a group of best friends that'll do anything for one another including help find one night stands or potential girlfriends. the have a shocker salute and are all athletic and good looking. they are all willing to do the shocker to any hot girls at any given moment.

them ballers from seaside are the originators of the shock squad. they always get the job done when it comes to the poontang.

by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007

shit shock

To be shocked into a near catatonic state.

Jim stood in total shit shock as he watched the madness unfold around him.

by Shaide July 16, 2008

Sticker Shock

A problem that affects people as soon as they try to buy groceries in Alaska, Hawaii, New York City or San Francisco.

Also very common at cheesy 'upscale' nightclubs in nearly every mid to large sized city in the United States.

From what I understand there is a seriously acute version of the disease in London too. Not sure if the British variety is contagious.

In Alaska everything is imported so prices are higher resulting in early sticker shock. When you start to notice that even products produced in that state (i.e. petrol, weed) are way more expensive than they would be elsewhere in the U.S. the condition moves beyond sticker shock and there is a new word for it: Gouging.

by Big Gaspar May 21, 2010

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006