shmorange

The only word in the English language that rhymes with orange. Has no other meaning.

"Do you know what rhymes with orange?"
"No, what?"
"Shmorange."

by eve1010 January 28, 2008

Shmook

Adjective - Very cute. Noun - Someone who is very cute.

1. You're so Shmook. 2. You are a Shmook.

by Eskibear August 31, 2003

shmording

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008

Shmookah

Shmookah is when your are smoking hookah (Shisha), while receiving a blowjob.

Dude my chick totally gave me a shmookah last night.

by Shmookah5000 July 20, 2010

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012

Shmoomie

When you can't handle the taste of psilocybin mushrooms so you blend them with juice/fruit into a smoothie.

Shroom + Smoothie = Shmoomie

'yo nigga go buy some juice and bananas, we finna make a shmoomie'

by TheThought January 11, 2013