shlucky

A combination of a shmuck and shlock in adverb form. An inferior, cheap, and foolish person, place, thing, or action.

That electronic discovery outfit is shlucky. Even if they are cheaper, the client would be unwise to hire them.

by Definition Expert of Truth January 25, 2013

Shlum

sch-luhm

adj.

Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture in the mouth resulting in a claggy sensation following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.

Pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum

by Vic Lorusso September 27, 2020

BIG SHLUNG

A BIG SHLUNG is something most human bodies have. It is used to put in someone's big asshole and feel good. It also makes people moan like fucking crazy.

""I put my BIG SHLUNG in Jummy yesterday." "I said no homo though."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

shlunt

a blunt with a salvia weed mix

lets smoke a shlunt chronie

by shluntmasterx September 24, 2007

Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014