shivej

To throw up everywhere

Person 1: Chris you don't look so good
Chris: yeah man I just drank like 2 beers
I think I'm gonna shivej

by Larva237 July 13, 2017

Shavers Gurn

The instinctive facial reaction when recieving a 'facial' from your loved one.

Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.

by furball69 March 25, 2010

shaved buzzard

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.

Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!

by Juda88 April 25, 2011

Shave My Rabbit

A lewd phrase commonly used by flirtatious sandwich makers.

"Hey girl, you come in ten minutes early and I'll let you shave my rabbit..."

by YeahIWentTheeeere August 12, 2012

Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

shaveless

someone whose beard is so long that there is no way in the world he will be able to shave it ever again

Carissa grew her beard all her life and now its shaveless

by abeda September 24, 2018