Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

shitankeled

adj.
Pronounced: shit-tank-el-ed
the act of being completely shitfaced and tanked at the same time; anailated

I was sooo shitankeled on friday night... we had malibu, hpyno, and mikes.

by g and fitz July 23, 2006

Shitwank

Both a really bad mastubatory experience or a term of reference, affectionate or otherwise towards an individual.

i.e. there was good porn but just as I was about to jizz, some gay popup appeared and spoilt it.

i.e. "hey you, shitwank! Keep the fucking noise down and tell your bro I said he was a tossfuck!"

by HimJip March 17, 2011

Shetland

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

Shitling

Slur for toddlers

Your little brother is so annoying , he is such a shitling

by AB520 February 12, 2022

Suitland High School

A union of individual states under a federal government. Seceeded from the British Empire 1776, established the fundamental Constitution after one failed attempt. Founded on the principles of equality and self-government, approaching this position for the past 220 years. However, this goal was muddled by certain unforseen innovations (most notably the large scale organization of people and advertising). The large-scale conspiracy by the rich was, in fact, taken into account by the constitution, but the organization of the upper class was not. Only through large-scale education of all people can the goals of America be realized.

A union of individual states under a federal government. Seceeded from the British Empire 1776, established the fundamental Constitution afer one failed attempt. Founded on the principles of equality and self-government, approaching this position for the past 220 years. However, this goal was muddled by certain unforseen innovations (most notably the large scale organization of people and advertising). The large-scale conspiracy by the rich was, in fact, taken into account by the constitution, but the organization of the upper class was not. Only through large-scale education of all people can the goals of America be realized.

by ____________________________________________________________________________ June 4, 2004

Shetland

An affectionate term for an extremely short person.

Jade: Shut up Shetland!
Jen: I am not short!
Ryan: Clearly are though
Laura: Yeah, just accept that you're a Shetland Jen

by Poopski94 May 26, 2012