Sheadon

The dumbass who eats the pizza crust first.

Sheadon is a fucking retard. He eats the pizza crust first.

by sweaty joe July 29, 2019

Shea

n. 1. One who walks around wearing his earphones and listining to music on his MP3 player, completly ignoring everything. 2. One who flaunts his wealth.

1. Dude, that guy is listining to his MP3 player like Shea.

2. Dude that guy's cell phone is so expensive, he must be shea.

by unknown November 10, 2003

Shease

1. A shart tease.(Shart + Tease = Shease)
2. When one thinks they have sharted but, in reality they did not.
3. A warm fart leaving no discharge.

Mark was horrified when he sharted, until he later realized it was just a shease.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

Shea

Shea is an amazing girl who you can never let go of. Shea is always there for you and can always make your day better. Though people think of her differently, she is truly an amazing person. Shea is unforgettable. She'll always be with you unless if you make a stupid mistake to lose her. Shea is a loyal friend and is also a beautiful girl. She has beautiful hazel/brown eyes. Shea is a type of girl who does what everyone else wants. She never does what she wants or does anything for herself. She deserves better. Shea can make stupid mistakes sometimes,but she is a very forgive able person. Shea is a beautiful, humble, funny, and caring person

Shea is the best kind of girl you can have.

by Matt27___ June 3, 2017

Sheaquan

brownskin

She’s loyal don’t chat to loads of boys/man

She’s a lowkey freak

Uno sheaquan and ** are talking,he’s lucky

by Rtfzfgu123 October 21, 2018