shag money muffins 

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

shag money muffins by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

Shag Bands 

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper

i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then

Shag Bands by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009

Shag Band 

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

Shag Band by Delgado69er January 2, 2010

shag pasty 

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

shag pasty by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012

Shag-bragger 

Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.

Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.

Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.

Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.

Shag-bragger by Geese-Go-Moo October 12, 2012

Shag Mark 

Bruises and any other injuries given with consent during sex

"John gave me a massive shag mark yesterday, still stings."

Shag Mark by PandorasBoxHasOpened November 20, 2015

Shag & Scoob

Vaginal sex immediately followed by anal sex. Scoob-ing is to be known as making oneself into a sandwich. A human sandwich, where the penis is the meat.

"Aw man, I really just had a great Shag & Scoob all last night."

Shag & Scoob by Twilitplaid June 16, 2016