common sense

It was announced today that Common Sense passed away last night in her sleep. Common Sense has been bed-ridden for the past several years as a result of severe atrophy from lack of use. Common sense was preceeded in death by her mother, personal accountability, and father, integrity.

Bob is a card carrying member of the ACSU... the American Common Sense Union.

by scorekeeper June 27, 2004

Spidey Senses

Extra-defined senses in a human.

You heard me blink? Dude, you have spidey senses.

by Tayfunn September 30, 2008

sex sense

when you can sense when anything involving sex is mentioned in a near by conversation

man that skateboarder messed up trying to grind that rail.

*ela walks in and says "what about grinding rails?"

me "ela, you have a fuckin sex sense"

by jahead October 14, 2008

Seussical

Used to describe something nonsensical, or to have seemingly come from a Dr. Suess story.

"Man, Super Smash Bros. is pretty seussical."
"Yeah, if Donkey Kong punched you upside the face, you'd be dead."

by 3789 August 13, 2009

dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 6, 2010

crambary sause

"Cranberry" is misspelt.

So is "sauce."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

common sense

Knowledge that is "sensed" to be true by everyone, but results in most believing the world is flat. Tends to be an overused excuse by pseudo-intellectuals to prove their own vapid points.

John: "I can't belive Kelly failed her test. She studied and everything..."

Tommy: "But she's blonde. Everyone knows blondes are ridiculously stupid. It's just common sense."

John: "What?"

by That Person Who's Wrong. February 19, 2010