skode

a hanger-on, an irritating, unwelcome individual who is always around.

We could hang out at my place but my skodey cousin is there.

by Warmdaddy February 14, 2005

scode

A shitty chode. Offten used as an insult.

Lane is a scode.
Lane you big scode.

by Kenny45 February 3, 2007

return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010

skode

n. A teenage skate/surf urchin that populates local boardwalks and beach areas and thinks he is a gangster. Easily identified by sk8er garb, ugly tats, piercings, bad teeth and ever present can of cheap malt liquor. Originally used by a group of young naval officers in early 90s pacific beach to describe the local surf ghetto punks.

Hey dude, let's go down to pleasure point and grab a breakfast burrito and watch the "parade of skodes"

by Van July 21, 2004

seedesnuts

to show ones nuts to a person

when i told Jenny to seedesnuts, i gave her a tea mix

by Alex May 13, 2005

the scodes

the combination of all known std's forming one super std

goddamn that bitch so nasty u could be getting the scodes just looking at her

by caught scodes at carrollton September 10, 2006