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Private security contractor

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.
by RustyCannon January 1, 2010
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señorita

It is an amazing song that shawn mendes and camila cabello made that everyone loves
1. Omg did you here señorita I think they are dating
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Señorita

a song that gives people cancer
person #1: God, the song Señorita gives me a headache!

person #2: Well, guess what? It gave me aids.
by shuwuowo August 20, 2020
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Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"
by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020
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security lard

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."
by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009
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Security

A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.
"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015
by redmears October 28, 2015
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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