selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

selfie shoulder by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

Selfie Stick 

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

Selfie Stick by RedBear14 April 4, 2015

Selfie-Conscious

the feeling that none of the selfies you just took were good enough for facebook or instagram so you take them over and over again until you're satisfied.

"Everyone was waiting and getting mad at Jess because she was being selfie-conscious and kept retaking selfies that all looked the same anyway."

Selfie-Conscious by Kuya Mikey April 12, 2014

selfie-addict 

Someone who is extremely obsessed and addicted to taking selfies. They're usually found taking selfies like every 5 minutes (or less) either with themselves or with their friends, brothers, and sisters. They also have a very decorated background so they can take the most awesome-looking selfies possible. The selfie-addict can post all their selfies on Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, or other social media in an attempt for their selfies to get a whole bunch of likes and comments even though they're just doing it to say "look at me!" every single time. These guys are annoying and if you spot one in public, you probably won't go pass them without them saying "Hey, wanna take a fantastic selfie with me? It'll look awesome on Snapchat!!".

Jason posted brand new selfies every single minute on his Instagram, I had to un-follow him because of that! He's such a real selfie-addict!

A guy at my school named Tyler came up to me and said "Hey dude, let's take a selfie together? Shall we?! I've already taken selfies with about 20 other guys, and you're next!!" <-- another selfie-addicted guy

selfie-addict by Steve820 April 29, 2014

Selfie Dragon 

An ugly person who takes many photos of themselves and post them on social media.

Man, see that ugly girl over there, I checked her FB, she's a Selfie Dragon.

Selfie Dragon by Mr Duckbutter August 5, 2014

Selfie stick 

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

Selfie stick by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Selfie-sapien 

A adolescent who is in love with their reflection and needs to share a selfie because people might have forgotten their appearance. A modern day Narcissus .

" What are the social media sites that selfie-sapiens visit? "

Selfie-sapien by Ms.Potato May 14, 2016