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Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.
Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.
by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016
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poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along
Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls
by Sally Hart June 22, 2017
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Angry seagull

An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.

This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted

“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
by Hoseman August 2, 2019
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the wet seagull

taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day
"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."
by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012
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Seagull

A friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. They don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. They don’t share there food, they only eat yours.
I feel bad, I can’t finish this huge sandwich.
Don’t worry, Matt will be here soon and he’s a total Seagull !!!
by *gypsy* October 3, 2008
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The seagull

While having sex on the beach quickly stick your penis in the sand then re-insert it into your partner and watch them flap around like a seagull.
I gave Britney the seagull last night shit was funny as hell!
by Pudding pop January 12, 2009
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