scrunchy

Grabbing a man's scrotum from behind and pulling it up through his ass cheeks, thus leaving him with a scrotum-wedgie.

Jimmy said that Ocho Cinco is the second best receiver in the NFL, so I gave him a scrunchy as punishment for his ignorance.

by Homotron April 7, 2007

scrunch face

Look of extasy or concentration on the face during an orgasm.

Only way of telling if a girl is having a real orgasm is if she's contorting her face into her scrunch face.

by carmensandiegon June 19, 2007

scrunchie

Hot chicks - usually with fur boots, big sunglasses and furry hooded jackets

"Damn look at those hot scrunchies"

by djstatus April 3, 2008

cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.

"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"

by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008

Granola Cruncher

Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.

The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.

Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.

by EchoZulu October 14, 2008

scrunchie

1.Young chicks
2.freshly shaved snatch

Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

by status July 7, 2006

African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.

John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.

by slave owner hater April 13, 2008