Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.

Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!

by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017

Scruff

The most baller dog of the century

Hey have you heard of scruff?
Yeah, I heard he is the most baller dog of the century!

by CAPTAIN_DERP January 31, 2018

Scrufftastic

<adjective> When a man's facial hair grows out well and makes him extra attractive

He's so scrufftastic, I want to rip his flannel off

by shewholikesbeards January 16, 2019

Scrufftin Palmer

It's like a Arnold Palmer but made with Steel Reserve 211 beer and lemonade

Waitress "and what will you have to drink?"
Me " ill have a Scrufftin Palmer"

by shady in the sun June 15, 2020

scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt

I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020

Scruff

A scruff is when an individual doesn’t look put together and is unattractive to many. A Scruff is like a scrub, but does not only apply to males. It can apply to women as well.

Jamar doesn’t take care of himself, he’s a scruff!

by GG1017 January 23, 2021

Scrufflet

A cute word used to describe a lady gardener, who is covered in either mud, twigs, leaves, or all of the above. Scruffy from working hard creating magic in her allotment/garden like a total boss.

A cute girl who is currently in a scruffy state.

"Oh boy, I look like such a scrufflet right now."

A: "OMG, look at you! You look Stunning!"
B: "Hehe, aww thank you. Normally I'm a muddy scrufflet in the garden."

by EmAlGdn February 6, 2021