nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.

Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

B-scratch

Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.

My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.

by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009

Scratch-A-Doo

adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.

Dude, i totally just caught that guy doing the Scratch-A-Doo.

No way man, i wanna see.

by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011

Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."

Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.

by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015