Captain Save-A-Hoe

Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.

I don't know why he alwayz tryin ta be a captain Save-A-Hoe.

by Shahi December 27, 2005

soccer mom save

When you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the passenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom

Today some asshole cut me off and while I was braking I totally soccer mom saved Nadia.

by Bernay March 4, 2009

mom n save

Using mom's house as a grocery store

I'm so broke I went shopping at mom n save.

by lilgirlkat August 8, 2007

Stop N Save

For when you save the rest of your blunt for later as you got too high and don't wanna waste any weed

1: Ayo you want another toke?

2: Nah man I'm good finish it

1: I'll stop N save instead and we can smoke it a bit later

by Megggaaaan January 24, 2020

Captain Save a Ho

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.

by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

To save grandma

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.

"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."

by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020