Suicide Swing

the art of barely getting away with engaging in consensual sex acts with two different women in the same day or more.

"Yeah, I defintely pulled off a suicide swing yesterday...After a day of festivities with this one chick, I made it to my party that evening, and scored with another. Man, I barely am alive after that one."

by Johnnie Hezbolah April 30, 2010

swingings

WHEN YOU PUT YOUR SICK A GIRLS WET PUSSY

I GIVE THAT SWINGINGS

by BLOODBATHB October 20, 2018

swinging gate

Sexual position, starting with oral and then having the person on top pivot around their head until a "ying-yang" or "69" position is obtained.

"She went down on him and then pulled a swinging gate so he could share."

by Veit September 14, 2007

swing it slow

swing it slow is another term for turning in an intersection at a reasonable speed so that the cops won't get suspicious if you're ridin dirty.

turn on my blinker light, and then i swing it slow.

by Bo Endean July 04, 2006

swing low

A old spiritual sung by plantation slaves.

Recently popularized (in the UK) by the success of England's rugby squad in the Rugby World Cup and in particular Fly-Half Jonny Wilkinson. He scored a conversion in the last 90 seconds or so, putting the score ahead to 20-17, from 17-17.

For those who come from non-rugby playing countries:

Try: 5 points.
Conversion: 3 points. Mr Wilkinson's speciality.

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

...and so on.

Swing Low primarily refers to their eventual semblances of freedom, E.T.A. 28th August 1963. Possibly, the "Sweet Chariot" symbolizes civil rights legislation that may free the oppressed black peoples of America, and everywhere in a more general way.

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

by Comrade Dmitri March 07, 2004

swing bag

Someone who is a douch bag, homo, or retard etc..

You you are such a swing bag
Bill yeah a swing bag
Look at thoes swing bags

by Greg Wilson May 02, 2005

tire swing

The tendency of the media to be enamored with John McCain. Being "on the tire swing" is often used on blogs as a shorthand for being in the tank for McCain. It originated from a reader of Talking Points Memo and refers to an overly chummy gathering of media people at McCain's ranch. See: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/209567.php

I wouldn't expect much from the interview McCain interview with XYZ, he's on the tire swing.

by Glerg McSpinglesonshire October 08, 2008