Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008

Satterfield

A college football position that defies logic/common sense/reason in the face of facts.

He is doing a satterfield.

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

scatterbrain

(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.

if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown

by Sexydimma January 8, 2017

seattle prep

the greatest failure of the jesuits

"seattle prep is the worst"
"yeah ikr, puck frep"

by a_local_brave March 4, 2019

Scatterday

The day after one has part taken in the use of drugs, such as ecstacy, and are feeling "scattered". The individual spends the day on the couch as a space cadet, watching whatever is on tv, even if it is not interesting even in the slightest.

" what a night, dude are you coming to the beach today"?
" no chance man, todays scatterday"

by obi 1 bone me July 11, 2009

Seattle Blowjob

1. A blowjob given outside in a rainstorm.

2. A blowjob where the girl slobbers all over your junk.

After leaving the bar and before we could even get into my car and out of the rain, she had my pants down and was giving me a Seattle Blowjob.

by Lars McGinley November 13, 2007

Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009