Snorny

When you you're sleepy and horny at the same time. Derived from the words "Snore" and "Horny".

I'm so snorny, I just want to pass out, but I want to get fucked at the same time! Ugh!

by Althexia November 22, 2017

spornts

A man cave that you've secretly turned into a non-stop guys only sports and porn room by adding multiple televisions and monitors.

My wife asked why I put a dead bolt on my man cave. I told her it was to keep the kids out when it was really to her out of my Spornts room.

by Dr. Evol May 19, 2018

shorn

Well manicured, tightly shaven or trimmed.

Seeing her shorn pussy he had no other choice but to dive in and feast upon the spoils!

by Matthew Love July 26, 2018

Slorny

When one is both sleepy and horny

Wow, I’m super slorny!

by Hello copper August 27, 2019

Starnoob

This is a ship of two absolute IDIOTS. They are known as Arnoob and Stanley. HOWEVER, somehow Starnoob died and (shudder) Arveda lived on. Together, these two idiots form the most idiotic person (?) ever known to mankind.

Wow, you're such a Starnoob. Go fork yourself.

by j.u.n.g.k.o.o.k. October 23, 2019

sterndriving

Similar to ‘Motorboating’, ’Sterndriving’ is the fine art of placing ones face between the arse cheeks of a willing (or non willing) participant & shaking vigorously side to side while blowing a raspberry.

Scene: 2 mates waking up on a couch after a night of beer, tequila & cocain
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”

by Litcunt March 5, 2020

smornin’

Slang term for this morning.

I woke up smornin’ and made me some eggs.

by Cjb0109 May 29, 2020