stoned

The sate in which oneself has done too much mary jane and is no longer completely aware of what is hapening. Also will make you sleepy and lazy.

"Doing things is over rated. Hitler did a lot of things but dont we all wish he would have stayed home and gotton stoned?

by ultrabeast November 9, 2003

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

Rosetta Stoned

One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.

Beth got so Rosetta Stoned last night she could effectively communicate with the cab driver!

by bmitch373 May 26, 2009

Stoned Swisher

Take a hit of marijuana , hold it in, take a hit of a Swisher or a Black, hold and exhale.

Yo mane!! I just did the Stoned Swisher. I can't feel my legs and your dog said he loved me!!!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

Stoned

The ultimate state of mind. After hits of the finest ganja this state comes on. You feel like your in the same world but everything is funny, round and movie like. You might get a bit panicky and walk around trying to be sober but your just fucking gone! Licking your lips makes you feel like an old man and time is slow as hell. You make the best quotes in the world and you feel everything is about now. If you get really stoned you may feel like your house/town is the biggest place in the world, everything is oing on now. You feel like your watchin yaself

Mate 1: maaatteee i think ive missed something important
Mate 2: your college interview
Mate 1: what?
Mate:2: ahaha stoned!
Mate 1:my bus is gone!

by BombayBonghits October 24, 2010

Stoned

Where you think all the stoners are trying to mass communicate through urban dictionary. And you're meant to be reading this now because you are stoned. You'll know what it means. And you're stuck trying to make a decision andyouforgot what you just wrote. So the decision is to go to sleep even though you know there's something profound here. Everything must be urgently.....forgot.

Im stoned now, so I'm pretty sure im stuck here. In this reality.

by Furbed March 18, 2015

shoe stole

To steal someone in the lip; To kick ones butt and steal thier shoes.

Man, that mug got shoe stole.

by FURG March 11, 2005