residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023

squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 3, 2016

squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008