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special projects

The title given to an employee in a corporation that can mean one of two things:
1.) The boss doesn't know what to do with them and is on his way to letting them go.
2.) The boss needs somebody to do all of the seriously boring and repetative tasks that he/she can't be bothered to give to real employees. This usually involves lower pay than everyone as the title is unqualifiable and therefor you cannot demand any specific pay rate.
"Jim, I'm assigning you to the Special Projects position so taht you can take over the metadata project on the 350,000 documents we have on the server."
by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006
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special sauce

alternate name for sperm; used when a significant other intakes sperm. See also wordjizz/word.
Jane just drunk a cup of John's special sauce.
by Master Jizz April 8, 2003
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special lady friend

A person whom you are dating exclusively, but who has not yet been elevated to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" status.

See also: "special lady friend"
I'd like you guys to meet my special lady friend Jill; we've been sleeping--err, chilling together for about three weeks now.
by Sunfish February 16, 2005
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Special ed

Ed: Como estas, el yay!!
by anonymous January 29, 2005
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special ed

Is this AA? Yaaayyy!
by Adrian January 26, 2005
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Special Pizza Delivery

A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.

There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.
"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"
by Pizza Man 26 April 25, 2013
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Special Agent

An federal employee of the government that investigates federal crimes, and collect sensitive intelligence information that may pertain information on terrorists and criminals.
I am an Special Agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).
by Ernst Yvelle December 17, 2013
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