crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

spasgettiz

The name you give to a stupid jovial playground mod.

"That guy is being a total spasgettiz and flinging everyone!"

by SyntheticKeyboard September 2, 2021

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004

spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

Spase PeePole

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)

EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)

by Ned March 12, 2003

spasmastupiflid

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

by Toady December 20, 2004

Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

by Nate Eats November 11, 2013