easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 11, 2017

Whiskey slappers

A shot of any whiskey chased by a solid slap to the face. The slap is usually delivered by a trusted friend, and gets less painful the more drunk you get.

"Yo man I'm gonna mack on those skanks over there, but I gotta work up my courage. Do some whiskey slappers with me."

"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."

by Party_Rock August 21, 2012

Nappy Slapper

A pedophile. One who touches little ones.

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper

by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013

Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

by MegDar September 20, 2009

ground slapper

Negative Racial term used for black people comparing them to monkeys

the ground slappers are at the zoo

by 79_elko February 14, 2010

snapper slappers

when a guy's balls hit a chick's pussy during doggie style

Tom's snapper slappers were sore after hittin' it doggie style with Carrie for hours.

by Dixon Cider March 8, 2009