ear slammer

A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".

Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.

Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.

by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019

Streetside Slammer

This dirty gem of poverty is a concoction made by mixing a 40z of Old English and a Four Loko. For 5 dollars you can make yourself some nasty looking mopwater that tastes surprisingly good and will most assuredly get you slammed.

I'm broke af let's get a streetside slammer

by DefUrban January 13, 2020

Alabama slammer

When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.

My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.

by Mcfucker March 12, 2020