Simpmonsen

Simpmonsen is a play on words on the common surname Simonsen and Simp.

Joining these two together you get a simple and enjoyable way to tease your friend.

Oh, look over there, It's Jacob Simpmonsen!

by SenpaiPotato 1337 error_404 August 13, 2021

simonsrealgf

best mutual. EDUCATED!! SO PRETTY OMG YALL!!! and simons real gf...

random- who is simons gf?
everyone else- simonsrealgf is the real gf of them all

by rosey/meli September 9, 2021

simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.

Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

Simonson Ave Activity

Bussy boy collective

One who loves other men’s butt- Also loves to be penetrated by other men

One who loves other men’s butt- Also loves to be penetrated by other men - (Simonson Ave Activity)

by billgatesmom October 9, 2022

Simonsmelly

When you take an obnoxiously aggressive dump, something that really makes the hairs on your neck raise.

I was late for work because I had to take a 30 minute simonsmelly.

by justtooka August 4, 2023

Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023