by Dark nuts January 19, 2015

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by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

an extremely shy man discovered years ago waiting for food. shy guy is a weekly classic at kanesa, sporting his dark suit in the body of an undersized offensive lineman. shy guy is also well known for his signature move, the nudging of his eye glasses. he may always be found in the corners of rooms, slowly and passively finding his way to the food tables for wafers, flat sodas, and other left overs. there have been rare shy guy sitings in the streets and in other public areas.
by shy guy fan November 4, 2007

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.
Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
by Grad2000 March 24, 2011
