A football coach, usually a high school football coach, who is white, slightly fat and talks abotu gettying laid to his players.
"hey look here comes shin" shin-" hey i got laid last night it was hella tite, and Dehart way to be a haus!"
by zazaksdfjhoiufh December 12, 2008
Get the shinmug. Doesn't feel great. Felt like it was about to give out the out day.
Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.
Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.
God and my auto correct is fucking retarded now. Like 12 updates ago they changed by fucking auto correct and now only do I have fewer words but it's not changing not words like I wrote 'suto' instead of 'auto' and it didn't change it to 'auto' but just now as I'm explaining this it changed 'suto' AND JUST NOW what I tried to type 'suto' a 3rd time... It auto-corrected to 'AUTOMATICALLY!' The whole ass word! How!? And now fucking 'suto' is saved in my auto-correct and the next time I type to type 'but' or something I'm going get fucking 'suto.' And then I'm going to stab a kid in the face! And then I'm going to get arrest and have to explain to them that I didn't actually try to stab the kid but, rather, I typed fucking 'suto' and the auto-correct changed it to a knife that stabbed the kid in the face AUTOMATICALLY! Fuck I hate you cocksuckers! All of you! And my fucking shin feels funny. Damn!"
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the Shinmug. by Mckinzea06 May 21, 2018
Get the shin a pikemug. Lauren Shin is a pretty cool person all in all, however secretly she possesses strange and primal urges, some for feet, others for guys with small penises.
by Chas the Chad October 20, 2023
Get the Lauren Shinmug. they are the most coolest, funniest, smartest and the most beautiful person in this universe. they're your best friend and you cherish them with all your heart. they are very kind to everyone but you never want to anger them or god help you. they love reading books and listening to taylor swift. they're jokes always make you laugh out loud frfr. you're glad that they're your best friend and hope to support them and be with them till forever.
by bestievestie November 25, 2021
Get the Aditi Shin-Aimug. by r04dk1LL April 30, 2024
Get the Shin Guzzlermug. It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?
Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the My Shinmug.