shannon

the furry overlord who shall take over, and will steal ur man ;)

dude - o shit, its shannon

by xdemomorganissaltyx October 11, 2019

Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon

She is a small, bitchy, fake friend, beautiful, nice when she wants to
Everyone loves her,

Shannon your beautiful

by Helli8o7 April 15, 2020

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

shannon

dumb

who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb

by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020

shannon

so hot yummy, dannon is her nickname, loves reece stenhouse xo

shannons bum is so smelly but yummy!

by die cherrie xoxoxox February 19, 2021