[rape] [session]

when a person (rapist), unleashes an obliterating session of vag pounding upon the rapee (usually a video game nemesis, female, or friend)

some guy: Holy shit, man that was a rape session!

his friend: I know dude, I have the worst rug burn from that bitch!

by Jiffy7 January 9, 2009

Therapy Session(s)

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.

Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

by The Little Justice League February 20, 2010

Sessionist

A session musician who doesn’t have time to say “session musician.”

Spence Peppard plays guitar in the studio, but since “session musician” takes entirely too long to say, he fancies himself a “sessionist.” What a dope.

by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018

cope session

An unpleasant task that you would prefer to put off, or that you have put off, such as major cleaning, organizing, bill-paying, or even a sensitive discussion in some cases.

"Dude, look at this place. It's a disaster! You need to have a serious cope session in here."

by Pissflaps McNulty2 September 26, 2006

h-session

the clean and acceptable way to say when you're horny. which is gross. don't say it. ..really.

"I'm realll drunk and in an H-session, call up some fellas!"

by gina fic April 6, 2008

Griefing Session

When a player keeps getting killed repeatedly which they know is going to happen so they just take it.

Kill Grief Killing Session Griefing Griefing Session

by LinkDx March 15, 2013

mexican session

When a bunch of mexicans go into a room and kill themselves.

Yeah man my grandfather died in a mexican session.

by JCKc February 9, 2015