thanksgiving season

It’s the time before thanksgiving when people like to still say it’s the Christmas season which in reality Christmas doesn’t start till after thanksgiving, therefore it’s the thanksgiving season

It’s November 17, merry Christmas! No we haven’t had thanksgiving yet, happy thanksgiving season

by your_friendly_redneck_wes November 17, 2019

girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

by three-m August 30, 2013

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

sadboy season

Lengthy periods of sadness and loneliness for sad boys

You good bruh?
Yeah, it's just sadboy season

by Tokyo tommy March 19, 2018

Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."

by capnSOLO April 9, 2016

Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.

'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"

by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018

Spoiler Season

The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.

The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.

+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*

+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!

by GNRlova23 May 14, 2014