To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.
by Bishmeister June 27, 2006
by sbs1890 November 02, 2021
adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.
by LolaChristineArmando. March 20, 2011
When you're all in on Bitcoin and save small sums of fiat from your day job to invest in Bitcoin's price pullbacks.
by Bitcoiner123 November 22, 2019
Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.
John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
by legendDF September 15, 2011
When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010