Santa Mom

when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas

Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help December 27, 2018

secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

Chucky de Santa

Chucky de Santa is an old legendary name that is giving to the chosen one that can control thunder and boneless skateboard tricks. He goes by the name Juan Diego Alvizar Rincon Sanchez the man that changed history during his glory times.

lets give lord Chucky de Santa a skateboard by his grave after skoool to honor him.

by Chucky de Santa May 17, 2019

santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

by anon. April 3, 2005

Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.

Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"

by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013

mall santa

1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.

2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.

3.) Your social studies teacher.

Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!

by BeefyTitties April 21, 2016