1 definition by BeefyTitties

mall santa

1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.

2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.

3.) Your social studies teacher.

Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!

by BeefyTitties January 11, 2016