retro inception

When you learn something about your own thoughts from your dream.

After being chased down the hall all night in my dream last night, I realized that I'm afraid of my 3rd grade teacher. Must have been retro inception.

by dreamer1234579 June 9, 2011

Retro-rearticulate

To come back to a story or subject, after a subject change or interruption, with a final sumation or conclusion.

Hey the other day mom started the story of how she met Johnny Cash but, after an interruption, she never let us hear the ending. Let me retro-rearticulate, and tell you the ending.

by AddYourNameHere July 8, 2011

retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka

damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!

by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012

retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".

"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."

by themanlygentlemen June 24, 2012

Retrofap

The act of fapping in the past

Amber: I will retrofap 20 minutes ago.

Cynthia: So you... fapped 20 minutes ago?

Amber: Correct.

by lulzfish_4 January 25, 2013

retrofuture

A genre of music that can best be described as "What they thought the future would sound like in the 80's". Appearing in films such as Blade Runner or Hobo with a Shotgun, the mood of a retrofuture song can range from cheerful and wondrous to bleak and dystopian, but the common factor is always synthesizer. Sometimes, a retrofuture song is composed entirely from synthesizers.

"Have you played Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon yet? The entire soundtrack is retrofuture!"

by Karnaugh October 18, 2013

retrobicyclists

A bunch of cyclists on old retrobikes.

Look at that bunch of retrobicyclists on their Klein's!

by lgf November 11, 2013