Mr. Rogers

Boomerang, Zoomerang, Doomerang ... Up!

Be my neighbor

Looking back. . .child
And now I realize. . .fucker
How much you really loved him. . .child
This child's mind you hypnotized. . .fucker

You came to him. . .child
You really didn't know your lies. . .fucker
Now, his innocence gone. . .child
I'm that child you terrorized. . .fucker

This fucking thing that I know, it came to me from you
This fucking hate that I feel, because of you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you

Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor
My neighbor

But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor

But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor

I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you!
I hate you!

Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor

(Be my neighbor)
This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!

This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!

I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too

Mr. Rogers

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 19, 2021

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Rogers

Dumb girl who thinks she is better than everybody else, have nice tits and a fluffy twat ;) but nobody likes a Rogers

I would hit and quit that Rogers girl.

by vaglicker August 27, 2012

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Keely Rogers

A huge slut whore who is really nice but then changed her name so people wouldn't know about her porn star background

Keely Rogers changed her name cuz she was a porn star.

by Chase Hill February 25, 2005

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Todd Rogers

an effeminate male; a brother-in-law

"Damn, son, I used to think that Dave Navarro was a pussy sniper but he looked like a real Todd Rogers at the AVN Awards"

by JT Fingerson February 6, 2008

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Rogers Rub

A massage given by Flo Rogers to her best friend and fellow military granny, Beatrice Middleton. A Rogers Rub is most often given before a card game or any other hard time. Rogers Rub is guaranteed to melt stress away. Not a believer yet? Ask Flo Rogers to give you one one time. You will love it! Flo Rogers guaranteed! S.W.A.A.

Flo: Oh no, I'm so stiff. They don't call it Body Poker for nothing. My whole body hurts. I need my Rogers Rub.

Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.

Flo: Sure, full body or just half?

Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!

Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)

Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.

Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)

Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 25, 2011

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