When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019
Get the road ramenmug. A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.
I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.
by TrueBuck March 6, 2012
Get the Road Botmug. Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.
Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."
by babyudon December 22, 2020
Get the Road Buzzardmug. Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...
Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.
Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.
(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.
Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.
(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.
by AngryAsian212 November 15, 2021
Get the Monks Roadmug. An extremely tricked out and powerful muscle car with an engine that rises above the hood and larger rear wheels than front wheels.
An excellent example of a road dominater would be a modified 69' Camaro with a big block V8 and an ass-kickin' 1000hp... that would beat the living shits out of any ricer any day.
by 69'Camaro(: May 25, 2010
Get the Road Dominatermug. Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021
Get the Road Mosquitomug. Synonymous with "end of the line," this phrase can denote the literal end of a road or path, or figuratively express a situation where one can no longer progress forward.
by 🐺 April 1, 2022
Get the End of the roadmug.