randy orton

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

by jen August 18, 2004

randy

prince
emperor
principal
the chosen one
king
paladin
knight in shining armor that comes to save the day whenever trouble is near. A man of great status that always gets what he wants.

randy is the knights of all knights

by the chosen one popcorn April 9, 2009

bk randy

A bad kid who is randomly on your team usually in a video game such as cod or halo.

Dude whos mintyfresh23 he is such a bk randy.

by jack substance March 7, 2010

randy (random)

A player in Minecraft that is extremely bad and eZ. NOT a person's name.

Person 1: This guy is such a randy (random).

Person 2: Yeah, he's getting wrecked.

by Peu October 20, 2013

randyhate

1. to dislike intensely or passionately beyond reason; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward something that is really just a little annoying to most people: to randyhate PDF menus; to randyhate hipster music.
2. to be unwilling; dislike common things: I randyhate to wear shorts.
–verb (used without object)
3. to feel intense dislike that others might be dismayed by, or extreme aversion or hostility to all things non-plaid.
–noun
4. intense dislike; extreme aversion or hostility.
5. the object of extreme aversion or hostility, with the desire to destroy.
Origin: bef. 2003; ME randyhat(i)en, OE randyhatian (v.); c. D randyhaten, ON randyhata, Goth randyhatan, G randyhassen

—Related forms
randyhater, noun

—Synonyms 1. none, I randyhate synonyms. Thesauruses are for stupid, lazy people who can't think of the proper word on their own. All thesauruses should be confiscated and burned in a public display of just how stupid they are, and their owners should be beaten. A boosh-bah-gooshgah. {two thumbs down}
—Antonyms 1. picklelove.

I randyhate butterflies.

by dwarbi April 12, 2008

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009