Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.

“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”

by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023

golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.

"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me

by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024

National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024

Darwin Retrieval

The frantic, high-stress act of pulling a Bro out of a busy intersection or dual carriageway after they have successfully performed a Frogger Faceplant.
Unlike the "Bro" who is often protected by a mix of adrenaline and sheer lack of foresight, the person performing the Darwin Retrieval experiences a massive cortisol spike and a heart rate that exceeds peak cardiovascular training. The "Retriever" is essentially forced into a life-or-death rescue mission because the "Bro" decided to treat a busy road like a Level 1 arcade game.

"I went to the Ogoh-Ogoh parade to see the statues, but I ended up performing a Darwin Retrieval instead. After Chad ate pavement in front of a taxi, I had to dodge traffic to drag him to the curb. My heart was pounding harder than a Barry's Bootcamp class for three hours afterward."

by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026

kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

Book a reride

You and your partner have already fucked once and you're hardon is back and you're ready to do it again so you mount up and go at it.

From rodeo slang; to ride or reride; either the ride was so much fun you want to repeat it or so bad you want to see if you can do it better.

After a quickie they both fell asleep and when he woke up his hardon was back so he rolled her over and booked a reride.

"Man that was a sweet piece of ass." "I'm gonna book a reride."

by seemymick January 9, 2017