Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010

bad remote

You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.

Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.

Guy 2: The bad remote?

Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!

by AC #9 November 27, 2011

Home Remodeler

One who remodels a home that needs to be changed or rebuilt.
AKA: Higher form of a Carpenter
A Home Remodeler is a jack of all construction trades, while Carpenters mostly do rough framing of dog and bird houses. To conclude a Home remodeler is the highest form of a construction worker.

Any one would rather hire a Home Remodeler rather than a carpenter

by Smart guy99 November 7, 2017

Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.

Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!

by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018

Boomer Remover

The “Boomer Remover” is also used as a nickname for the coronavirus/Covid-19. The reason it is named this is because it is worst affecting people aged 55+, and boomers are aged 55-75

Hey, are you ok? You don’t seem too well. Maybe you caught the Boomer Remover while you were in china?

by peneupmybootyhole69 March 15, 2020

Boomer Remover

Another name for corona virus

Unfortunately she has the boomer remover.

by 12345579 April 23, 2020

Boomer Remover

What Millennials and Gen-Z call COVID-19. It is more dangerous to old people (boomers) than to Gen-Z and Millennials so that's why it's called boomer remover.

Boomer: I have fucking Covid-19

Millennials: You mean Boomer Remover?

by destroyer of boomers May 19, 2020