Voter’s Remorse

When you voted for a candidate based on identity politics versus the candidate’s abilities and agendas.

In 2021, millions of voters questioned the political decision they made at the polls and showed all classical signs of voter’s remorse.

by rbrice March 13, 2022

Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.

So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.

by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009

Gamers Remorse

the regretfull feeling one gets whilst trudging exhaustedly through the day after a dutiful night of gaming...

Tim: Why are you so tired Dylan?
Dylan: I have gamers remorse...
Tim: Ahhh, too much World of Warcraft last night?

by Captain Fodder January 12, 2011

Saver's remorse

The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.

Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.

by r&r_metro December 9, 2008

recockulus

its like ridiculous, but recockulus!

your mom's recockulus!!

by Kristen February 17, 2004

Biden remorse

Biden remorse is the sense of regret after having voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election. It is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.

Man, I sure have Biden remorse after hearing that Joe canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline.
China is invading the USA, Biden remorse.
Hunter got off scot-free, Biden remorse.

I am having Biden remorse after my taxes went up and I can't buy any food.

by 1776Matters January 26, 2021

Wankers remorse

Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.

Also know as the Post-Porn Depression

He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.

by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010