Breerection

Physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.

You're coming to visit next month? OMG we must have a mixer, a dinner party and I will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and I shall have all our friends over and have drinks. Your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! I just had a breerection!!!!

by Fabu Nelly March 30, 2009

Revection

A reverse erection. When someone is so ugly that the penis actually retracts into the pelvis.

"Did you see that lady, she had a freakin' mustache? She just gave me a revection."

by CFJP17 November 23, 2009

Respection

How Don King says respect.

This here is the most splendiforous magnanimous boxer of all time, and he deserves your respection.

by KanadaJayhawk November 25, 2014

Unappreciated Rejection

When the friend of someone who is about to or just entered into a new relationship gives their approval or rejection of the partner but is completely ignored by the person and still goes on with the relationship.

Person 1: "So when do I get to meet her?"

Person 2: "Soon why?"

Person 1: "So I can give my unappreciated rejection, we both know you're gonna get with her anyway, I just gotta let you know what I think of her"

by sean1092 August 26, 2010

Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

by Dr. RS November 7, 2021

a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.

(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."

by blunts all day May 21, 2011