bosten red sox

When a women shoves a white sock up her vagina during her menstral cycle to stop her bleeding.

I was out of tampons so I bosten red soxsed it till I got home.

by s1m October 24, 2013

red sox

a baseball team that thinks the world owes them something. they're basically the yankees but without all of the biased hate because of the lack of recent world championships.

those red sox, i hate 'em.

by L. F. Grant January 31, 2005

Red Sox Cum Burper

A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.

Text Usage:

Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."

The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."

Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."

The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"

The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."

by Derek J. July 9, 2004

Redboxed

A sexual term that means a person picked up someone on a date, has sexual intercourse with them at one point of the night, returned them by 9pm and gave them a dollar for the experience.

I totally Redboxed this girl last night!

by The Flyin H December 16, 2010

red sox

the worst team in baseball history! they suck....wow it must be really hard to just be bad like that

So now that you guys know there was no curse, how do you feel knowing you've just plain SUCKED for 86 years

by paris hilton May 13, 2005

red sox

The best fuckn team ever bitch ! They will beat the shit out the fuckn faggot uncle fuckin yankee assfuckers .Atleast the niggers on the red sox have a use ... they can fuckn play ! Manny doesnt take steroids but fuck dick lickin giambi has steroids for fuckn breakfast . If you are a yankee fan your a queef and should lick a donkeys balls .

The red sox beat the fuck out of the fuckn yankees . Then after the damn fuckn game the sox kicked the shit out of them and fucked they re wives and girl friends

by paul k. July 19, 2006

red sox

A team followed by fans who need to take a large rusty medal spoon and eat their own asses out. Get over yourselves. What the hell are you going to bitch about at your job as a sandwhich delievery man or a plummber. Get a life and follow something a little more important than a bunch of grown men playing a kids game.

The Boston Red Sox are a shameful example of a winning team that would be lucky to make the playoffs a year after winning the World Seris.

by Sons of Sam Horn February 24, 2005