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Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus
Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception
by Elwipfo July 22, 2018
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stealth offer rescission

To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.
To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.

A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.
by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010
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Emotional repression

Females know males never thought they were more emotional than males, its why they often try to tease males when they get emotional about something, and females do this often. Not displaying emotions is emotional repression, whether its males doing it, or whether its females doing it. Emotional repression is why some females try to come off as tough and badass as a defense mechanism to perceived (or real) bullying, and by being defensive, they're less likely to come off as the bully themselves.
The girl made herself look badass and tried to take away any males right to notice she was a fuckin mollycoddle, and thought that males should be less emotional, and with a little emotional repression, keep them living quietly.
by Solid Mantis October 3, 2019
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recessionALL

A period of economic distress when ALL losers living pay check to pay check suffer difficult times.
Missy freaked out when gasoline hovered around $4.00 a gallon, realizing she too was a loser living pay check to pay check during these recessionALL times.
by lady xyz June 13, 2008
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Recessionista

A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship. A recessionista can shop on a limited budget and still manage to be up to date on the most current fashions. A recessionista does not let a bad economy, inflation, or a strong recession damage his or her wardrobe and opts to search for sales and shop at thrifty discount stores instead.
"Damn, she lookin' fine...how can she afford all that since losin' her job?"

"She a big time recessionista man"
by Da Juiceman February 12, 2009
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family recursion

Inbreeding, incest, or other means of procreation within ones own family.
Jeff from Arkansas has some serious cases of family recursion going on.

You slept with your cousin? Ew, no family recursion!
by Cranberrytuna October 21, 2007
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recessionista

Someone who makes do with what they have in these tough old financial times, and looks fabulous whilst doing it.
Morgan: I don't know how Mary manages to always look so damn fine - last time I checked we were getting the same salary...

Nicci: I think she does that whole second-hand store, bargain bin thing.

Amy: Yeah man, she's just a regular recessionista.
by AydeKay March 23, 2009
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