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I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.
government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
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you aint ready

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.
"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."
by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015
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hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !
hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ finally ๐Ÿ˜Œ introducing โœจ loona ๐ŸŒ™ are โญ๏ธyou ๐Ÿ˜ girls ๐Ÿ‘ญ ready ๐Ÿ™ˆ ? ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ lets ๐ŸŒš go ๐Ÿคฉ !
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I'm ready!

A phrase made popular by Spongebob Squarepants. Used when excited, antsy, or trying to make an akward or unwanted situation less serious by quoting Spongebob.
Doctor: ok, time for your shot
Child: I'm ready!
by I~luv~squid January 10, 2009
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Shovel Ready

Similar to pork-barrel spending.

1. Infrastructure projects that CANNOT be started quickly, EVEN when funds become available.

2. Plain old government waste.
On Oct.13 2010, in an Interview with the NYT, Obama said "there's no such thing as shovel ready projects."
by DimDawg February 27, 2011
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I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..
Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-
by Lollica May 10, 2010
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