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bunny ranch

bunny ranches are giant whore houses, with beautiful chicks, that will do anything you want for thousands of dollars. They aint cheap, located outside of Vegas
jimmy : ey lets go get some poontang at a bunny ranch
by jane doe August 24, 2004
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ranchero

The El Camino's natural enemy.
"Look! An El Camino and a Ranchero interacting in their natural habitat!! Ohh, lets observe without disturbing them."
Hushed whispering ensues from inside the safe enclosure of the gas station, the bus then comes and scares both the Ranchero and El Camino off.
by Cuz Inzki October 1, 2007
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meanwhile, back at the ranch

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;
You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."
by Ren May 3, 2004
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ranchy-ass hoe

When someone is just a dumb bitch and they get on your nerves, they just some ranchy-ass hoe.

"Got to hit 'em with that womp womp wah, womp womp wah. Ranchy-ass hoe, ranchy-ass hoe."
Person A: Ew, did you see Megs macking on that Sonic the Hedgeblogger?
Person B: Yeah, what a ranchy-ass hoe.
by lessThan3_Mischa September 28, 2008
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rancid douche cunt

The term used to describe the dirtiest of all the cunts. Used generally to describe the foulest dirtiest bitch you have ever come in contact with. It can also be used to describe the horrific state of a womans vagina.
My girlfriend Jessica fucked my best friend in my bed last night, she is such a rancid douche cunt.

I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!
by Blarticus August 6, 2006
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Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!
"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009
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zesty ranch man

a shredded fortnite god. his abs are dripping with zesty ranch dressing though you would probably be distracted by his huge bulging muscles. he get all the ladies and has so much money. trust me when you see his bulging muscles dripping with zesty ranch dressing you will believe me.
by dirkmfdiggler December 10, 2018
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